What Vending Machines Would You Reccomend Replacing These With?

We are doing an April Fool’s Edition of our school paper. One of our biggest articles is that all of our vending machines are being replaced with ORGANIC snacks and drinks. It is a big fat lie, but hey, it’s April Fool’s!
We have a coffee machine, a Powerade machine, and a couple of vending machines that sell chips, crackers, and cookies. What kinds of things would you reccomend saying these are being replaced with?

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One Response to “What Vending Machines Would You Reccomend Replacing These With?”

  1. Spy Guy Says:

    Porn machines, beer machines, condom machines and a cigarette machine.

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