How Many Homeless People Live In Your Nearest Airport?

They found a guy’s den at Memphis International this morning. He said he’d been living there since the early 90s. He had a cot and and a fridge and all other kinds of home furnishings shoved back under the maintenance stairs and nobody ever noticed until just now.
He had also somehow acquired keys to the snack machines.

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11 Responses to “How Many Homeless People Live In Your Nearest Airport?”

  1. ~♥˜LI'L TsUnaMi™˜♥~Bolts 6-3 Says:

    Zero………………..

  2. Mrs. Food Dude Says:

    The homeless people in my area aspire to live at the airport. Talk about cush.

  3. Grimey O'Grimes Says:

    It’s a small regional airport, nobody lives there.
    It’s empty except for the two ticket counters and the 1 TSA agent.

  4. Whatevs Says:

    That’s kind of weird…
    Never seen a hobo at an airport, but there are plenty at my local Harris Teeter…
    One of them carries this book around IN his pants!
    You heard me! IN HIS PANTS!
    AS IN SHOVED DOWN HIS UNDERWEAR!
    IT’S SO STUPID!

  5. I♥Y!A+Not JT *Cries* Says:

    Never Checked Tbh!

  6. Terminat Says:

    How many lost their Jobs to illegals

  7. Agent 47®™feeling 100%evil Says:

    I don’t think there are any where I live no where to really live there

  8. Harold Saenger likes men. Says:

    Hmmm I don’t know… zero?
    How could anybody sleep there with all the noises!

  9. soulburn Says:

    just tom hanks

  10. AsUwish Says:

    I’ve never been there not sure.
    Man, he has it made!

  11. 5 ft 7 Sugar Pop Says:

    No disrespect to you at all, but I hope there’s some empathy in the Q.
    I won’t comment further cuz in fact an online BUD of mine and I are writing two separate books on the homeless.
    Dallas

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